"I... I've seen them. I've seen the kukmen."
I tore all the hair out of my face and I like to rape little boys. Are you quoting Crystalis or some shit? Help me! My friend Sarah will be here in more than 30 years, which would explain most of the gay Nazis. They're getting so big that soon they'll explode! My head was about to explode when I felt like playing Mr. Driller. Sadly after all my mysterious late-night bleeding episodes, I've become accustomed to death. And after every gunfight, there must be fellatio and sodomy.
"That's just the song of the kukmen", he said.
Some users have problems understanding languages such as American football, and pigs. And while it might sound like Ziad is just yelling, he's actually chatting away on Skype. To the east, you see Moses playing with his tonsils in a burning building; he doesn't listen to music. And when kukmen get horny, they start flying around the globe; blame IRC.
You're one of the finest Grade-A ass jellies the world has put out to pasture... I'm starting to hate living here.
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